Chilean 101

This is Chilean 101, once you have these phrases down you can manage pretty well.

'Ya, po' weon, nos tenemos que ir al tiro a esta wea´
We must go there right now.

'Ayer me agaré a una minna, weon, pero justo estaba mi polola y cacho todo'
Yesterday I met a cool girl, but my girlfriend was there and she saw everything.

'weon, cachai esa wea?'
Did you see that?

'weon, te tinka ir a tomar unos copetes, y despues nos vamos a carretear'
Do you want to go grab some drinks and then go out?

'estos flaites culliados me pelaron la billetera'
Some guys stole my wallet.

'weon, 'toy terrible cagado, no se que chucha voy a hacer mañana con esa wea'
I am screwed, and I don´t know what i'll do about it tomorrow.

got it?